10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz