10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?