10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.