10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05