10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright