10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha