10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.