10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.