10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.