10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus