10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake