10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.