10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs