10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fold and live to fold again
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "All-in, bitches!!!"