10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.