10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim