10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion