10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.