10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."