10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "No river, no fish."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."