10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson