10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!