10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm