10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury