10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels