10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.