10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.