10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio