10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.