10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth