10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.