10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A