10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.