10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• It's Free To Fold...