10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury