10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders