10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm