10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear