10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim