10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth