10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.