10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-