10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha