10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.