10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.