10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)