10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare