10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."