10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.