10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fish don't eat Nutz!